The Bitch Is Back

Mother comes in the living room, I'm doing my normal Saturday morning routine of drinking fresh orange juice and spitting abuse at the TV.
"How are you feeling today, Al?"
"Well, the tonsilitis has gone but I'm left with my usual feeling of cynicism, and an ache around the sinuses"
"Oh, I missed you. Come here and give me a hug, you moody cow"

Well, it's nice to know someone did.